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Moo Demotivational Poster


WHEN HELP IS NEEDED - some go out of their way to give that little extra


TAGS: mooooo dont even reply
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - January 2, 2011, 4:27 pm
So is cleaning the dead hooker being over looked? 5L
redhdsrbst - August 17, 2010, 9:35 pm
I may be slow, but its only cause it took me this long to get off the floor and stop laughing :D
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 2:42 pm
ROR! I love dead hookers! 5L Airman


MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: mooooooooooooo tribute
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Faceplant31

Benlulz - October 3, 2010, 6:46 am
Lmao, tooo nice :D
crankyhead - August 24, 2010, 9:18 pm
LOL
Reality Lord - August 24, 2010, 7:15 pm

nice
Airman - August 24, 2010, 6:50 pm
lol


MOOSE KNUCKLE -


TAGS: moose knuckle
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by joe cool

honeywillow - November 10, 2011, 6:48 pm
WOW! That is one big a$$ camel toe.......I mean moose knuckle.
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 7:04 am
God i hate fat people... x


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN -


TAGS: moods body language
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - February 12, 2014, 1:55 pm
Ah the better to run down...um...your...NSFW...teehee!
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:53 pm
If she's hold a gun then she's just a Southern girl chilling out.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 12, 2014, 1:51 pm
I will say, those nails kinda gross out me.
SLOHAND62 - March 30, 2013, 2:57 am
Nice nails for making sammiches..5L's
szo850 - March 24, 2013, 2:16 pm
Same goes for her feet. If they are are behind her ears, she like you.
MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:05 am
Are they holding a pillow?
JesusWept - March 19, 2013, 9:55 pm
Women's hands often land on my face. Not sure why XD
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 9:24 am
thank you
mariand - March 14, 2013, 6:55 am
lol, yeah... because that sign with the middle finger is such a common gesture...hehehe


MOOOO - "To laugh is human but to moo is bovine."




~ ~ DEJA MOO ~ ~ - It's the feeling you've heard this bull before!




1st Class Wannabe -


TAGS: limited number of seats still available moon shoot
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:39 pm
To the moon Alice! You might be one of a very select few to get the reference teehee. Thanks you old fart.
MissPriss - July 28, 2016, 1:37 pm
Good. Can you give me an estimate on how much to replace the shingles?
OldIrish - July 25, 2016, 9:45 am
UP, UP and AWAAAAAAAY!!!!
concern3 - July 25, 2016, 5:00 am
I can see your house from here, UP yours


SCARY MOOSE - Scary moose, scary moose! Will you do the fandango?


TAGS: scary moose fandango
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Gabe

P0TaT0King - June 8, 2010, 12:52 pm
This is why im never going to canada
Ronski - September 6, 2009, 9:21 pm
Full of WIN!!!
omnia - September 6, 2009, 4:57 pm
omg: the devil fucked a moose. dave grohl is a weird guy(if you don't get that one: watch tenacious D in the pick of destiny, it's awsome)
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:42 am
I'm telling Sean because he thought what I wrote were the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:28 am
Gabe... FTWhatever!
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 1:21 am
The actual lyrics are "Scaramouche, Scaramouche will you do the fandango?"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:19 am
I was out of the american education system before inkwells were.
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
*doobt (Canadian spelling)
Sean - September 5, 2009, 1:01 am
Thanks to your floundering educational system, no doubt.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:59 am
In american english, than = that.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:55 am
Waiiiiiiiit..... is this anti-canadian? Damn, than Mike Meyers!
Sean - September 5, 2009, 12:54 am
Spoof? No I'm pretty sure those are the actual lyrics.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:47 am
Genius.
Gabe - September 5, 2009, 12:45 am
Its a spoof of the song Bohemian Rhapsody.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:28 am
Shouldn't have followed it up, Random.... that'd be priceless on it's own.
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
Well that comment failed
MrRandom - September 5, 2009, 12:26 am
m/
BuZZbomb - September 5, 2009, 12:17 am
HA! This is great. It goes perfectly with mine. http://www.motifake.com/beelzebub-devil-religion-beelzebub-demotivational-poster-44982.html
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:14 am
LOL


ONE OF THOSE DAYS - I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all the questions.


TAGS: guestures moods
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:47 am
You truly suppose she'd fancy a shag...?
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 9:57 am
Yep and would appear to have attitude too...she's a keeper. Thanks for the comment.
sharebear - March 18, 2013, 3:00 am
she's kinda pretty actually
JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 3:19 pm
Nothing new really. Happens once a month :/
maoworks2 - October 27, 2012, 8:09 am
Flip The Bird.


MOONING - No matter where you do it, it's aways Funny


TAGS: mooning
Rating: 2.96/5

More motifakes by barry forton

Adam - June 23, 2009, 9:18 pm
Ah, the A-20 Havoc. A nice little bomber.
Sean - December 19, 2008, 9:29 pm
Great poster. And educational.


DISNEY SAILOR SCOUTS - In the name of Jerry Bruckenheimer, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!


TAGS: anime manga sailor scouts moon disney little mermaid aladdin cinderella sleeping beauty
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 1:56 am
Man... You are wrong. That is just plainly wrong.


PARENTING -


TAGS: parent demanding moody boss coworker
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

mariand - October 14, 2011, 2:10 am
LOL...yeah


MOO'S BAD DAY - just got worse


TAGS: moo 17 bad day
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by spypengen

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2012, 8:41 pm
I may actually hold the record for tribute posters...Not because anyone actually likes me, But because there are so many funny Cow pics on the web. You'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been used.
Greeny - May 10, 2012, 7:57 pm
been done - 114632
dy2012 - May 10, 2012, 11:06 am
lol nice


NEIGHBOUR ANNOYING YOU? - HOW TO GET THEM TO STOP FOR GOOD




JUSTICE LEAGUE OF ANIME - Someday, fanboys! Someday!


TAGS: goku sailor moon dragonball lupin harlock astro boy cutie cutey honey
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by jalford

Woodywood03a - August 6, 2009, 12:37 am
It is Cutie honey. She is hot on Manga too.
uh... lets see - July 28, 2009, 5:31 pm
starting from the left: don't know, guy from Cyborg 009 (009 probably), don't know, Goku, Lupin, Astro boy, Sailor shits. who are the two I'm missing?


MOOSE STUFF -




NEIGHBORS -


TAGS: neighbors mooning hedge bad neighbors
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MetalliTool - August 20, 2011, 1:33 pm
Now I can't get that song outta my head!!! THX A LOT!!! lol
mariand - August 20, 2011, 3:43 am
I know what you mean commi...I personaly try to focus on posters...not on votes
Arvantillian - August 20, 2011, 2:12 am
that moon is looking kinda green....lol
the1stCOMMI3 - August 19, 2011, 7:45 pm
*sigh* this shit made me laugh several times. It's a shame to see posters like this get voted down upon cause some idiot is too dumb to get the punchline or not to vote
mariand - August 19, 2011, 2:04 pm
yeah... mind your own busine55


QUEEN -


TAGS: scalamoosh scaramoosh do the fandango
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Swampfox - September 30, 2012, 9:22 pm
Belzebub has a devil put aside for me.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 1:39 pm
how come Aldo Nova keeps reeling in my head? 5L
gas - April 27, 2011, 11:46 am
hahaha that was good!
Master - April 27, 2011, 10:04 am
Five lions. I love orange, but Fanta is not My preference.
NotoriousGIL - April 27, 2011, 9:49 am
Magnifico! Mamma...just gave 5L's put my cursor on it's head, left clicked and now it's read...Mammaa...votes have juuuust begun...
dootndo2 - April 27, 2011, 9:19 am
Galileo.
Reality Lord - April 27, 2011, 8:53 am

very very frightening
TheOne - April 26, 2011, 7:35 pm
Awww...Heaven.
crankyhead - April 26, 2011, 7:32 pm
Thunderbolt5 and lightning


M&M GLADIATORS -


TAGS: look what i found happy now mooooo hahaha
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:39 am
omg this is so funny imma do this with skittles
aesop's folly - October 13, 2009, 9:23 am
gold, 4chan is motifake gold
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 10:59 pm
I think I'm in love.... WINNER!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:11 am
I read this like a year ago... and couldn't find it anywhere... found it at 2am last night reading some other random stuff... I was entertained! hahah
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
Very good sir.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:04 am
I'll stay the rock throwing if you vote down the politifake below this in the "latest comments"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 24, 2009, 4:02 am
Anonymous = 1.....watch for falling rocks.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:01 am
I made the poster... Just didn't put my name on it as MOOOOOOOOO would have stoned me... lmao
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:44 pm
Okay... This may be a cut and paste from someone else, but just having the opportunity to read it makes it worth everything!! UN-FREAKING-BELIEVABLE!! 5L Too bad the poster was anonymous.
Bartimaeus - September 23, 2009, 10:25 pm
That's hilarious! 5/5 M&M glaiator: "Are you not entertained!?"


REDNECK WEDDING CAKE - The only thing missing is the Toast to the happy couple with this morning's Moonshine




PROOF OF MOON LANDING - Finally, quantitative proof that we landed on the moon.




POKEMON VS. SAILOR MOON - There can be only one!


TAGS: anime manga pokemon sailor moon misty magical girls shoujo shojo
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
*does.. 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 17, 2010, 3:11 pm
You need help....Jalford FTL........how doe that hammer feel?
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:08 pm
sailor moon, cause she's hotter.
Woodywood03a - August 29, 2009, 2:00 am
You are a jackass man and this is over.
Lla - August 3, 2009, 7:55 am
Sailor Moon because Pokemon sucks ass.


"POPCORN" SUTTON - THE MOONSHINER - You just don't find them like him anymore




OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.




- caused by a too much prolonged exposition to Sailormoon's animes




BUSHMILLS + TATOO PARLOR -




60 Seconds -




OH YOU'RE A RIOT -




SAILOR BOTS - Transform and Maaaaaake Up!




1999 - has come and gone... So, ... Moonbases? Nuclear waste deposit sites? ... Where are they, huh?


TAGS: space 1999 moonbase alpha nuclear deposit rnr
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by RnR

KaiserJames - February 11, 2010, 3:53 am
Party like its 2012
noneya - November 26, 2008, 2:45 pm
2012 - it's stil coming...
Amaterasu - November 17, 2008, 11:16 am
And what happened with the end of the world huh? They've been promising that since the dawn of men.
pro - August 6, 2008, 4:26 pm
And what happened to the space ody-me-howzit-spelled of 2001?


BILLIE JEAN - is not my lover


TAGS: moon walking
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by gil

Zreiser - May 28, 2011, 4:11 am
Five sequined gloves from me!
Dangle - May 8, 2010, 1:42 pm
BWAHAHAHA! win! 5L from me
agdaniele - March 27, 2010, 12:42 pm
LMFAO!
spacedog - March 27, 2010, 10:01 am
She says I am the one...5Ls.


SAILOR MECHAS - Sometimes, anime fandom can go a little TOO far.




unappreciated -


TAGS: sun moon
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Sho

mizzdizz - November 7, 2015, 1:54 pm
I enjoy surfing, hiking, and other outdoor activities----I worship the sun and bask in its warmth---yes, I have been burnt! 5L Sho!
Greeny - November 4, 2015, 6:04 am
I don't trust her, I got burnt once...
GaryO - November 4, 2015, 5:24 am
Nice...from the mind of Sho


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: honeymoon over dog house cubby
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

spacedog - March 13, 2011, 12:51 pm
Perfect.


COOLING OFF EH -




BLUSH -


TAGS: blade twilight new moon
Rating: 2.57/5

More motifakes by Kero

TWOEDGE - November 17, 2011, 11:32 am
yeah Blade likes to kills he’s pixy dust vampires before breakfast
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 8:15 am
Seen it.


HOONEYMOON PERIOD -


TAGS: honeymoon over lets bee friends
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

crankyhead - August 26, 2011, 3:44 pm
5tinger
mariand - August 26, 2011, 9:26 am
WOW!!!... 5 bees


PARANOIA - When a moon is just not a moon anymore




THE MAJESTIC MØØSE - A Møøse once bit my sister


TAGS: monty python holy grail quote moose m se sister
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by aPauling

James - August 13, 2008, 5:40 pm
Awesome Monty Python quote
Owen - July 9, 2008, 7:58 am
Can't beat Monty Python.


WHO DOESN'T - like a good sing-a-long


TAGS: jesus singing mooooo spacedog
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Airman

spacedog - May 3, 2012, 9:26 pm
HA! You should put this one on religifake Airman. 5L
mariand - September 7, 2011, 5:36 pm
lol...Moooooooo will be so proud


FRUSTRATION -


TAGS: girl home mood move out
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by forseti

EnkryptedSpirit - September 13, 2011, 6:13 am
Just...eeww I love it!
mariand - September 1, 2011, 6:55 am
LOL...thi5 is cool


TRIBUTE BAND -


TAGS: mooooooooooooooooooo tribute band queen music
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by caveman

Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2012, 11:29 pm
Fantastic!
mariand - January 4, 2012, 7:51 am
hahaha... he's going to like this...just kiddin'


THIS IS GLUE - Strong stuff


TAGS: the blues brothers glue minnie the moocher elwood jake dan aykroyd john belushi
Rating: 2.42/5

More motifakes by Seth

BuZZbomb - July 27, 2009, 11:56 pm
This is cheap movie quote rip off. Weak stuff.


PARENTAL RHETORIC -




MEANWHILE IN CANADA - Moo+ was mistaken for a horse again....


TAGS: culos canada moo cow horse
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by culos

szo850 - February 16, 2013, 4:32 pm
Eastern Euorpe, probably Moldavia or somwthing :)
Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 6:18 pm
Looks more European to me.


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: rocket moon it happened space
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - June 23, 2012, 11:19 am
I say this because my daughter has win a basketball competition, scoring 28 out of 30 attempts, and this, only after six months of training... it's unbelievable, because she has win in front of girls which have been trained for years.
mariand - June 23, 2012, 2:41 am
amsome
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:51 pm
Excellent! 5L


MOOOOOO? -


TAGS: thanksgiving moo tribute also a small joke about my name clever ass turkies damn it all
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:51 am
Enough of your fascination with Italian suppositories...this is relatively clean si...I can't say that with a straight face. I mean straight, as in unmoving.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:49 am
Innuendo is always fun.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:48 am
O, the innuendo. For the last time, I'm not a gay fish! I can't deny it anymore!...wait...damn.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:46 am
I`m sure you would Bart. I`m sure you would.
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
Is that..."I'd like a dog in gravy." ???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:45 am
I think it means "the air conditioning in this building is not sufficient".....I could be wrong.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:44 am
Hah....I know a few words.....an ex of mine spoke Portuguese......I ditched her when she kept saying "Eu estou grávida"
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 11:41 am
You told me you were teaching them Portuguese...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 11:34 am
Foiled again! 5.


NASA - Either they lied or I'm buying some cat treats soon.


TAGS: cat moon apollo astronaut space kitty
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

agdaniele - July 9, 2009, 8:28 pm
Feline DNA is only a 4% match with humans, and almost 67% of moon rocks. You decide, I'm just going to give this 5 moonlions.


TWILIGHT - Yeah, That's More Like It


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon gay
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by jerome

aesop's folly - December 4, 2009, 9:08 pm
i took 1 of those online "r u edward or jake" quizes, and it got me, i don't wanna be a fag-vamp, i got werewolf
Zed - December 4, 2009, 1:50 pm
So what's the problem? Next time you see some idiot teenager reaching for one of these books in Wal-Mart, grab it and beat them to death with it.
Treehodger - December 4, 2009, 11:54 am
I am an American and I agree 110% with the user below, strangely enough named "Me_". American's today have lost quite a lot of morals, values, and rights in place of wimpy "Tween" attitudes. Kudos Me_, and 5L for this epic MotiFake.
Me_ - December 4, 2009, 11:31 am
The pussification of the US has even reached the vampires. The Nosferatu are rolling in their graves waiting for the sun to go down.
Zed - December 4, 2009, 8:30 am
Twilight: Mormon religious propaganda badly disguised as a vampire story. VERY BADLY.


POPEYE THE SAILOR MOON -


TAGS: popeye sailor moon
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by Anonymous2

Dairmid - December 28, 2010, 10:34 am
This is just wrong on so many levels, I don't even knowwhere to begin.


OTHELLO -


TAGS: shakespeare day othello moor she wants some
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

GreyScorpion - December 3, 2009, 6:35 pm
LOL @ zed
Zed - December 3, 2009, 6:27 pm
White Wedding? "In the Midnight hour, she cried MOOR, MOOR, MOOR!" Nah, not quite....
Bartimaeus - November 2, 2009, 7:22 pm
Man, this is a pleasant surprise. I didn't think this one was going to fare too well. Thanks for comments, guys; I'm glad you all like it.
Haarakkon - November 2, 2009, 6:01 pm
So damn good, it's one of two reasons I gave up on today. 5L
Muck - November 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
Very well done!
Ed-Hyde - November 2, 2009, 7:27 am
Very clever, damn you.
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 10:36 pm
*slow clap*
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 10:32 pm
I managed to make a Shakespearean play look like cheesy porn. I feel accomplished.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 9:43 pm
Corny... I hate myself for laughing at this so much.


THE MOORS - History Leaves Out The Raptor Part




MOOOO -




YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY - you've been struck by a failed ventricle


TAGS: michael jackson smooth criminal
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Porcelina

Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 5:48 pm
Guilty !
TheTrashHeap - July 2, 2010, 1:47 am
Necrophiliac!
Hawamleh - July 2, 2010, 1:38 am
Is It Cool That Im Atracted to Mj?
boeweizer - January 19, 2010, 5:07 am
im more apathetic about death i just go,eh what can i do, answer not much so i forget
Bartimaeus - January 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
God, that made me laugh so hard. I could literally hear the song as I was reading it, then...ahahahahahaa
Haarakkon - August 18, 2009, 8:41 am
Expand your horizons. Google "ventricle". We'll stay away from "hypothalamus" for now.
... - August 18, 2009, 8:31 am
What did this poster mean by "failed ventricle?"
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 8:42 pm
Harsh, maybe.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Weren't you sworn to secrecy? pass the paint.....
a name - July 4, 2009, 4:01 am
Actually, I heard on TMZ that him, Elvis and 2pac are all in Cuba right now in a house owned by Bigfoot. Either that or I'm sniffing paint again...
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:57 am
I'm telling you. He faked it. He's in the park by your house right now.
a name - July 4, 2009, 3:50 am
Well he looked enough like an embalmed corpse in real life, I don't think the funeral home will have to do much other than glue his wig to his head and, if there is a God, his hand to his crotch.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:25 am
If you've never heard of Jon Lajoie, Well, you just suck.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 3:24 am
If you haven't heard Jon Lajoie's "Michael Jackson is dead" You really should.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:42 am
We'll always have Paris. That's what we called it when I smashed his penis with a lead model of the Eiffel Tower.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:40 am
Hey I didn't order this pizza with...SAUSAGE!!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:39 am
Or bathwater silt float...whatever.
mooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
I'm on a never-ending quest to save my girlfriend!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:38 am
Yeah it kinda like drinking a beer float!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:36 am
I'm gonna assume aggy is praying to the porcelain god right now. One Guinness would do that to me......Yuck.
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:27 am
Ask for type "o" It has an earthy Oak flavour with a touch of nutmeg.
moooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:26 am
Spelling fail. Seppuku commencing in 3...2...1
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:25 am
I'll get on it as soon as I have a change of blood.
moooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:24 am
Defenitley check out Drawn together aggy. And TTH, Shhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:23 am
TTH... moooooo sells with a purpose of fulfillment. You needn't call the game.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
hey moooooooo when i sold her to you i said it was hush hush!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:18 am
Big Comedy Central fan... never wathced Drawn Together. Stand-up fan, moreso.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:17 am
I'm with you on that one Aggy. But TTH and I were just trading "Drawn Together" lines. I'm no perv....just ask the chick in my cellar.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:15 am
LMAO! Girls ain't my thing.... gotta know temselves first. 25+ usually.
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:12 am
Yeah, You're not making as much sense as usual....but who am I to talk.
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:11 am
Here's to the tiniest ass you can tap without setting off an Amber Alert!
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:09 am
I cannot lie... I'm chasing the 24th Guinness (4th 6-pack) and I'm only 5 behind.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Aggy. Did you fall in a vat of Guinness? Or PCP, I know they have a lot of PCP in Nevada.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:07 am
No Funyuns? How can that be? Impossible.
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
Sadly no funions in Canada as far as I know. I think she just felt left out.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 1:06 am
I'm not the smoker one might suspect... hotel.casino had me more focused... not riding the white pony.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:05 am
I hope Porcelina doesnt catch us on her poster! she gets mad!
moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
Double dong Denzel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:02 am
have you ever seen funions for sale in Canada?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 1:00 am
A twelve year old girl and a donkey?
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:57 am
You like drawn together too? I'm starting to think your my long lost twin brother. But seriously, funions or GTFO.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:55 am
no way dem's foxy's funions!
mooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:54 am
[email protected]
moooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Excellent. Bring your bank card......and some funions.
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:53 am
Ummmmm - as long as my trip to Chicago wasn't a waste?
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:52 am
I shall be in an hour early or so to go to the dogpark. but i will be at the game.
moooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:49 am
Aggy. I never knew you were into watersports. TTH. will you be attending the festivities in the wheat city tomorrow? starting at 1800hrs.
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 12:36 am
Did they bury him in neverland or back home in georgia, or did they just put him in the recycle box for pickup?
agdaniele - July 4, 2009, 12:30 am
All arguments aside, P rocks! Cope, morons!
Moooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2009, 12:19 am
Am I the only one who thinks he might have found a way to fake it? I mean, He's been slowly turning white for a decade and he knows a plastic surgeon or two. Maybe he's just playing golf and living in some suburban neighborhood. Maybe YOUR neighborhood.
LOL funnyyyyyyy - July 4, 2009, 12:06 am
Too soon? Are you kidding? Everyone knew the jokes were going to happen asap!
Woody - July 1, 2009, 5:05 pm
Not too soon, too late.
Grammar Nazi - June 29, 2009, 2:04 pm
too soon.
Jmac0585 - June 29, 2009, 10:43 am
The only thing this poster is missing is a WAA-WAAA trombone note, ala Debbie Downer.
motifake - June 29, 2009, 10:34 am

Now give her 5 lions, because I know a bunch of you guys dinged this poster already :)
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 1:33 pm
Thank youu
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Motifake: You da man!!!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 9:31 am
Porcelina: Always post genius. That was too good not to share.
motifake - June 27, 2009, 8:40 am

will assign this one to porcelina
Agent K - June 27, 2009, 6:02 am
not cool...not cool at all, epic fail for stealing!
agdaniele - June 27, 2009, 12:55 am
A ripoff from Porcelina? First of all, why on earth didn't you post it? Secondly, I now understand why it was posted anonymously... if ID'd it would be a death sentence!
Porcelina - June 27, 2009, 12:47 am
What the fuuuuck. I posted that on the forum
agdaniele - June 26, 2009, 11:35 pm
This is my kind of humor. I have to give it a 5, but it's extremely chickenshit to post it anonymously. If you're gonna be bad... show your stuff, or let it be.


MICHAEL MOORE - Because there must always be someone on this Earth who makes you feel a little better about yourself


TAGS: michael moore joke
Rating: 3.08/5

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GodsWorshipMe - December 12, 2009, 10:37 am
yup, definitely a douchbag


GAMER GIRL -


TAGS: moody cranky angry
Rating: 4.17/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:05 am
Don't take it personal,Cubybear. She looks like a size queen. 5L
TokinFire - May 30, 2010, 1:15 am
If Fiona Apple played video games 24/7 instead of heroin.
FenrisWolfbrood - May 29, 2010, 4:48 pm
I want everything in that picture!
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:42 pm
LOVE IT!
freerk - May 28, 2010, 6:06 pm
are you sure she's a gamer, i thought gamers used WSAD to move and not the arrows on the keyboard.


BESTIALITY OR NECROPHILIA? - Which team are you on?


TAGS: twilight edward jacob new moon
Rating: 2.63/5

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javalord32 - June 28, 2010, 11:04 am
im on team van helsing
Anonymous2 - June 27, 2010, 2:48 pm
I'm on Team Twilight Is Stupid.
agdaniele - June 27, 2010, 1:22 am
I'm on team beastiality... aka: 1 man, 1 lion.


BLACK TUXEDO MASK - ....wait, what???




WARNING - moose can telepathically destroy your car


TAGS: moose car destroy
Rating: 4.64/5

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Jackl - December 3, 2010, 12:14 pm
One Moose , two meese , three meeses is the commonally accepted usage
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:45 am
I thought the plural was Mice....and does that Moose have a mohawk?
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 4:08 pm
Plural is meeses. 5L


SHOOT FOR THE MOON - If you miss, you'll land among the stars.




MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - His first and last day as a tornado chaser.




KNOCK KNOCK -


TAGS: late night sean moooooooo
Rating: 4.75/5

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Sho - April 23, 2011, 1:02 pm
Lmfao
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:31 pm
That's hilarious. And that's our Mooooooooooooooooooo, folks. He ain't heavy, he's my bother. (And no, that's NOT a typo.)
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:28 pm
Now that's fu.cking funny!
Bull - April 22, 2011, 12:04 pm
HAHAHA!!!! I think I peed a little!!!
Greeny - April 22, 2011, 11:13 am
Some of my pancakes came out my nose


BREATH DEEP THE GATHERING GLOOM -


TAGS: late lament moody blues
Rating: 4.47/5

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spacedog - July 4, 2012, 9:47 am
I was just referring to when he 5ubmitted this fine poster.
maoworks2 - July 4, 2012, 8:50 am
Look Out Below !
Greeny - July 4, 2012, 12:29 am
Taaaaaaaaaagity taaaaaaaaaaaged 5anyway
spacedog - July 3, 2012, 7:40 pm
Tuuuuuuuuuuue5day aaaaaaaaafternoooooooon.


MISSION TO THE MOON -


TAGS: mission mormons moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.35/5

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agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 1:45 pm
Ron's a solution man!
sheiksaws - February 3, 2010, 12:47 am
HAAHAA love this one brother Ron.
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 9:21 pm
But that would make them Moonies,,,just sayin'
spacedog - February 2, 2010, 9:19 pm
LOL! Nice work Ron, 5Ls. Mormons on the Moon and Jehovahs on...Jupiter?
BoneCD - February 2, 2010, 8:21 pm
And this from Mr. Utah...5L
GreyScorpion - February 2, 2010, 8:15 pm
Don't I wish 5L


OH YEAH - Sometimes I wonder why you love me. I know I'm a moody cow and you must get fed up with my temper tantrums. Sometimes I can't work out why you stick around. Then I look at my tits and think "oh yeah".


TAGS: blonde moody
Rating: 4.33/5

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Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 3:21 pm
looks like someone hit her in the face around her left eye.
Sho - February 19, 2012, 9:04 am
5L from me cuz this reminds me of my ex


WHADDYA MEAN - you locked the keys inside?


TAGS: moon landing locked keys neil armstrong
Rating: 3.06/5

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prochee - November 16, 2010, 3:02 pm
Niiice!


REAL FAIL - Who cares if elephants are larger than the Moon? Apparently, the Sun (le Soleil) orbits the Earth (la Terre).


TAGS: millionaire fail moon
Rating: 2.73/5


THE ANSWER - the crew forgot to put up the "stars" in the studio the day they shot that at area 51.


TAGS: moon landing america fags christians epic win sean
Rating: 2.5/5
Hasbunmb - April 18, 2010, 1:33 pm
Mythbusters covered this guys....
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:21 pm
Oh and not to mention all the right reflecting into the camera off of the bright surface of the moon...lemme guess...you don't believe in evolution either?
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
Oh and, clouds help too.
Liam I. Engram - July 23, 2009, 10:20 pm
The real answer - without any atmosphere there isn't any filtering of light on the moon so all of the suns rays are hitting it...flooding out the dim light of the stars...has your dumbass ever looked at the stars in the city...then out in the countryside?
WTF - April 9, 2009, 4:00 pm
Yeah - you can see the Mythbusters segments on YouTube. The conspiracy myths were busted.
VinceVicious - December 31, 2008, 7:31 pm
Has anyone seen the Mythbusters episode about the moon landing myths?
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:52 pm
lit up at night, you look up and don't see many stars because of light pollution.
Nihile - December 19, 2008, 2:50 pm
This is coming from a photojournalist you cant see the stars because they are being lost in the amount of light from the sun and the reflection off the moons surface. It is contrasty as hell up there. The same result can be seen in any major city that is
barockeva - December 16, 2008, 7:35 pm
Vacuum=no air resistance=things flap longer
Looney - October 4, 2008, 12:02 pm
maybe but what about the wind?
asdf - September 17, 2008, 7:07 pm
It definitely wasnt because of the one giant star less than 100 million miles away and the clunky as all hell space cameras thats for sure.


NEW RESTAURANT ON THE MOON -


TAGS: restaurant moon february motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.31/5

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ICEMAN - March 3, 2011, 12:03 am
Geeez, that joke sucks......... so good. 5 Oh Ron, where art thou?
Fatt Matt - February 3, 2010, 12:17 pm
groan.... good one +5


SEMPER FI - Let's Roll


TAGS: while the mooo bike is nice
Rating: 4.15/5

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LinkFox101113 - February 10, 2010, 2:06 am
I don't even know what to say besides "I want one... now..." 5 absurdly large caliber rounds...
phydeaux - February 9, 2010, 8:49 pm
Airman, you never cease to amaze me. Another OUTSTANDING job!
Airman - February 9, 2010, 6:50 pm
whoever just got on, throwing the low scores.. you missed this one.. make sure you get it. a think a 1 would work, don't you?
Treehodger - February 9, 2010, 1:36 pm
I just came. 5 cleverly responded nouns.


COWS - Nature's comedians


TAGS: mooooooooooo
Rating: 2.9/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 8, 2009, 3:39 pm
My wife would disagree. She hates farting cows. 5.


MOON KNIGHT - Didn't he used to be Tuxedo Mask?




Marvin the martian -




THE BADGE -


TAGS: mooooo
Rating: 4.95/5

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MashiMashi - November 29, 2011, 11:38 am
My battle buddy just got 2b a fed and got sent to the sticks, This was probabl her
wampyre - June 2, 2010, 9:27 am
mega-awesome! ! ! would love to see that for real!
Faceplant31 - May 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I love that joke! Good one Airman!


TEEN ANGST -


TAGS: moo emo meh phase cow
Rating: 4.88/5

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autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 11:39 am
Bahahahaha!


E - I - E - I - OH NO!!!! - WHO LET THE COWS OUT?


TAGS: mooooooomoooooooooooooooooooo
Rating: 4.88/5

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falloutghoul - December 3, 2012, 8:38 am
Moo! Moo! Moo! Moo!


DEPRESSION -


TAGS: sad moods fear love cubby
Rating: 4.74/5

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Ookami85 - December 26, 2010, 8:33 pm
Huh, must have been a cold day out.


NECROPHILIA -


TAGS: poem tribute mooooooooooooooooooo weird creepy
Rating: 4.6/5

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MakeCash25com - May 8, 2012, 7:24 pm
nice one
Sho - May 8, 2012, 7:00 pm
awwwwww yeaaaaahhhhhh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 8, 2012, 6:34 pm
Jesus Christ!.....Why am I suddenly a necrophiliac? 5L
crankyhead - May 8, 2012, 1:42 pm
ROFL!


LITTLE MOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: baby cow mooooo cute cubby
Rating: 4.4/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:31 am
don't pick on my little buddy.......AK is the man (if the man had herpes and was descended from convicts)
GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 11:26 am
an Australian knight, perhaps?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:18 am
You're imagining that....what kinda perv would ask for pics of you dressed as a sheep?.......you really need some help.
GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 11:06 am
but, but, but, what about those notes you sent me?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 8, 2010, 11:03 am
I've told you already GS....I'm not into you....I'm thinking of asking Mr.M for a restraining order.
GreyScorpion - September 8, 2010, 10:53 am
He' sooooo cuuuuuuute!


HOUSE OF MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO -




I MAY BE A HILL BILLY... - But I'm a hill billy with class. Like a sir.


TAGS: upscale moonshine
Rating: 3.78/5

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MindBenda - March 13, 2012, 1:09 am
How do I delete this?
MindBenda - March 13, 2012, 1:06 am
This is the wrong one = It doesn't have the monocle guy...
maoworks2 - March 12, 2012, 11:32 am
A Case Please.


SHINY NEW BIKE? - Why Mooooooooooooooooooo, its lovely!




FULL MOON FEVER -


TAGS: the moon
Rating: 3.46/5

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THE MOOD - If screaming and running to her car was the mood you were going for, nice choice.




ROGER MOORE - Nobody does it half as good as you.


TAGS: roger moore james bond
Rating: 3.27/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - August 15, 2013, 1:06 pm
Sean Connery and Roger Moore are the only two actors to portray 007 as a realistic and likeable character. Daniel Craig is just and annoying Solid Snake / Sam Fisher impersonator who like the guts or character to be either of them.
smalltownguy - May 7, 2011, 3:06 pm
Watch "Boat Trip" then enjoy laughing w/me at this.
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Though it probably was not his fault, but the direction they took his bond films
jameswnash - October 12, 2010, 1:28 am
he only englishman who could not portray an english secret agent


PAYING IT FORWARD - it makes the world go round


TAGS: mooooo facebook
Rating: 4.73/5

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ICEMAN - July 29, 2011, 8:51 pm
Moooooooooooooooo just did it so he could sniff it later.


LEMMINGS -


TAGS: yes mooooooo i know these are ducks
Rating: 4.71/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
...Rerun can provide an answer.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 10, 2013, 1:50 am
I love late night random posters...Those ARE geese, Lemmings are NOT suicidal, And WHY did you make this? I get to use past problems with alcohol to excuse my ignorance to the reasoning behind this poster...so I trust that good old sober and reliable...
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:51 pm
We could use one of those crossing guards on State St. A shepherd's crook would be better, as the geese like to take their time once they begin crossing the road.
rerun - November 9, 2010, 7:21 pm

Even better, the news site I got it from said they were ducks.....all I know about ducks is they taste great, Peking style
ICEMAN - November 9, 2010, 7:05 pm
Actually, they be geese. 5


A DIFFICULT LIE -




MOOSE - Nature's stop sign


TAGS: stop moose
Rating: 4.07/5

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HORS D'OEUVRES - That is the LAST time we let SpaceDog bring the Brownies to our poker night!


TAGS: this is almost as bad as that time we drank moose milk
Rating: 4/5

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Chopperliscious - November 6, 2009, 8:31 pm
hehehehehehehehe 6
MrRandom - November 6, 2009, 8:08 pm
I could say that about the suckers my friend brought back from Amsterdam as well. They looked normal. Looks are deceiving though.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 8:03 pm
The plate just had peanut butter squares that Mrs. spacedog made, and the only thing in them was little colored marshmallows.
spacedog - November 6, 2009, 3:41 pm
Um...about that...were the "brownies" in a plastic bag? Possibly stuck to the plastic bag? I mean...spaceDOG...


SNIFF SNIFF -




SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - But then again... With a rack like THAT you can say stupid crap and get away with it!




COW TIPPING -


TAGS: moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo haha
Rating: 3.53/5

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Sean - August 29, 2009, 7:35 pm
Oh good. I thought my comment kinda undermined the poster. Sows, yes, yessss, it's all coming back to me now. When she touched my like this! When whe held me like that! ... EVERYBODY NOW, let loose your inner Celine Dion!
CANADA - August 29, 2009, 3:40 pm
female bears are called sows not cows
Sean - August 29, 2009, 2:16 pm
Hey waaaittt a minute. Mooooooooooooooooooo keeps sayin' "he's" not a cow. A female grizzly bear is sometimes referred to as a "cow" (and not just by a-hole male grizzlies who want their Styx cd back). And then there's "his" reaction to my poster ....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 29, 2009, 8:53 am
I'll get you for this you silly rabbit....5.


PIZZA THE HUT - Or, as others may know him, Michael Moore Sr.




ACCOMPLISHMENT - Take that you medieval woman abusing Taliban Pricks




PALIN! - Beware the vengeance of the stealth moose!


TAGS: doris moose sarah palin funny animal
Rating: 2.71/5

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Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:13 pm
And stop going around tasting other people's spittle. It's unbecoming.
Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:12 pm
C'mon Hmmm, take the hate to Politifake. That's what it's there for.
Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:46 am
You're just going to cause a bunch of irrational liberals to turn red and choke to death on their own c*ck-flavored spittle with this sort of thing. Maybe that was the point.


From The Earth To The Moon -


TAGS: hollywood computers movies earth moon
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - June 19, 2014, 7:09 am

LOL5


Canadian Harvest Moon -


TAGS: moons seasons canadian harvest blue
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 20, 2013, 1:36 am
Ya got that right Uggie...thanks.
ughomer - October 19, 2013, 9:46 am
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Canuck humor - can't beat it!


BUT I LOVE HER -




UNFORGETTABLE -


TAGS: moooo meets tth
Rating: 4.92/5

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Neener - October 15, 2010, 11:46 pm
Epic!
corbett06 - July 29, 2010, 7:20 am
outstanding love this one 5Ls
pzykosiz - July 28, 2010, 7:04 pm
funny funny shit. 5L's
spacedog - July 28, 2010, 6:54 pm
Hilarious! 5L Jake.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2010, 5:36 pm
My Mother is a SAINT!....Bernard.
ICEMAN - July 28, 2010, 2:34 pm
At least he didn't say something about your mom, Trash. 5L
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2010, 1:44 pm
I love you too Jake. (NoHoMooooooooooooooo) 5L
Faceplant31 - July 28, 2010, 1:38 pm
ROR!! 5L! Nice one RS, glad to see you still got it.


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